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anybody want a dog….

This photo by the way is the result of “what did you do”?

I have never had to strike her she had had enough of that somewhere just asking the question results in this not me face the tail btw is going 300wags a sec… anyway her 10 point advert!
1.Absolutely huge lumux…

2. Her rear end could be sold to some war mongering country as a wmd no problem make millions of £, not just the toxic gas!…

3.Guts change their minds about food likeage regularly, see number 2!…

4.She has a penchant for kids stuff if you need to teach your kids to put stuff away she will annihilate anything left on the floor!…

5.She hogs the bed and half asleep if I am looking for only 2sq feet of the double duvet results in language from her I don’t want to write here! …

6.She doesn’t get to sleep on the bed but uf the gate gets left open when n on a midnight pee dash, see above number 5 ref expected language!…

7.She thinks she’s a lap dog, 43kg hurts but as long as she’s comfy!…

8.If you take her collar off she cries and then hides under the stairs, its pathetic…

9.she decided today to eat the furniture, I am not amused… apparently ‘Frozen’ storage box is not cool for thug dog! …

10.oh and eating the box resulted in toys being all over the floor see number 4!…

 

She is a wonderful houndling… I have a horrible illness and this is the…. “so it’s a pyjama day today Mum, I’ll look after you”? mind you could well be a “this is my side of the bed… remember that”! face… whichever you got to love her… She knows when I’m bad and never asks for her walk, yet turns into Zebedee on speed when she knows I’m fit for it… Well she thinks I’m fit for it anyway… There is NO sitting about until the woods have been surveyed and defended

Annabelle Worsley